me: i'd love to be in a relationship
*is shown any kind of affection*
me: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik

jabura:

some kid: just drop your trash on the floor it’ll be picked up that’s what the cleaners are paid for

me: my mama said we can’t be friends anymore effective right now immediately 

pperceptual:

i h8 when youre sad and u wanna talk to someone about it but at the same time you dont wanna annoy anyone so u just sit there doing whatever and u feel like everyone thinks ur annoying and u start questioning if your friends even like u or not

thebootydiaries:

crush: *walks by*

me @ myself: if he looks over, act natural 

me @ myself: pretend not to see him 

me @ myself: be casual n cool 

crush: *glances at me*

me:

Friendly reminder

puellaeternus:

“In a healthy relationship, your partner hears you out if you’re upset, and their goal is to avoid upsetting you in the future, not to debate whether you should have been upset in the first place.”